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A Modest Proposal for the Elimination of Faspa

March 11, 2018 Andrew

BY: JOHAN SIEMENS It is a melancholy object to walk the streets of Steinbach on a Sunday afternoon, to find church after church crowded with Mennonites of various denominations sitting at round tables and consuming […]

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