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“Life Just Isn’t Fair,” says Benjamin Fehr

May 11, 2017 Andrew

MORDEN, MB After a string of unfortunate incidents, local farmer Benjamin Fehr of the Morden area, has come to the conclusion that the world is out to get him. “First I got a flat on my […]

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