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lord of the rings

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Mennonites Excited for New Tolkien Prequel

December 11, 2018 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Mennonite geeks across North America have been filled with anticipation over the recently announced prequel to Tolkien’s Middle-earth series. Peter Jackson released teaser trailers this week for the new movie, tentatively titled The […]

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