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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Accidentally Displays Sexy Lingerie on Clothesline

July 10, 2019 Andrew

ST. JACOB’S, ON Mrs. Martin has sent shockwaves throughout Woolwich Township this past week after a lace teddy that she purchased in Kitchener appeared on her clothesline. “I nearly crashed my buggy when we went […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Lingerie Now Available at Aganetha’s Secret

January 23, 2017 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Ladies all around the Altona area are really excited about the opening of a new store that specializes in Mennonite lingerie. Started by local woman Mrs. Aganetha Siemens, 63, the new store features undergarments […]

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