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Mennonite Man Converts JWs at the Front Door

January 5, 2018 Andrew

ALTONA, MB On a frosty winter morning, after a marathon theological discussion that lasted almost five hours, Mr. Peter Siemens of Altona successfully converted the Jehovah’s Witnesses at his front door. “I was still in […]

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