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Unger the Influence

Frugal Mennonite Ladies to Make Quilts Out of Their Old Trudeau Flags

January 7, 2025 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Got an extra ‘F-ck Trudeau’ flag hanging around? The ladies at the Pembina Valley Quilting Society could use your assistance. The group is collecting discarded Trudeau flags, which they plan to scrap and […]

Unger the Influence

Mixup Has Trudeau “Re-signing” Instead of Resigning

October 23, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After weeks of pressure, a group of rogue MPs have convinced Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to re-sign with the Liberal team. “Hey, you know, I was thinking of quitting, but with all this […]

Unger Suspicion

MBs Rip Up Supply and Confidence Deal with GCs

September 4, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON In a shocking move this afternoon, Mennonite Brethren leader Jack Siemens pulled out of the agreement keeping the GCs as the most powerful Mennonite denomination in Canada. “We didn’t like how they were […]

Unger the Influence

Justin Trudeau Plans to Stick Around Long Enough to Become the Next Joe Biden

June 29, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Despite losing a safe seat in Toronto this week, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau plans to stick around for a while, just like his inspiration south of the border Joe Biden. “Look at […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Kicked Out of Church for Calling Pastor a ‘Wacko’

April 30, 2024 Andrew

AYLMER, ON Area man Peter Poetker, 43, was peacefully removed from the sanctuary this weekend after referring to Pastor Dave as a “total wacko” during a sermon on the Book of Revelation. “Once he got […]

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