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Mennonites Interrupt New ‘Star Wars’ Film with Impromptu Hymn Sing

December 30, 2019 Andrew

FRESNO, CA When the title card rolled up onto the screen of the new Star Wars movie, Mennonites and others well-versed in reading High German rose to their feet and sang along to ‘Das Emperium […]

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