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Local Couple is Pretty Sure ‘Love Your Neighbour’ Isn’t Literal

September 16, 2016 Andrew

NEUENDORF, MB Empty nesters, Jeff and Nicole Klassen, are certain that the ‘neighbour’ referred to by Jesus is, like, way on the other side of the world and not the nosy spinster next door. “I like […]

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