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Grandma Still Thinks ‘Danny Orlis’ Books Make Great Birthday Presents

September 27, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local grandmother Eleanor Loewen, 77, is the last person on earth who still insists on gifting her grandkids Danny Orlis books every single birthday.  The series by Bernard Palmer features a godly and wholesome […]

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Grandma Rescued After Literally Knitting Herself Into a Corner

August 7, 2016 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Martha Toews, 91, of Kitchener was rescued by emergency personnel this weekend from her apartment at Greenhaven Manor after she had inadvertently knitted herself into a corner that she could not escape. “That’s […]

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