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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Keeps Fork, Dessert Doesn’t Come

June 5, 2018 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS Local man Peter Wiebe was left sitting there with a fork in his hand for a full hour before he realized dessert simply wasn’t on its way. “I even licked it off so […]

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