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Winnipeg Protestors Fight Amongst Themselves Over How to Split the Fine

April 26, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After a delightful gathering at the Forks this Sunday, 1200 of Winnipeg’s most conscientious citizens found themselves in the quintessential Canadian dilemma: fighting over who was going to foot the bill. “Hey, everybody, […]

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