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Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering

January 12, 2026 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After fierce competition all week, Steinbach mayor Earl Funk came home with gold medal in the Grand Slam of Butchering this week. “His farmer sausages in the 8th end were what really did […]

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