The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

dishonesty

The Daily Bonnet

’25 Minutes to Steinbach’ Sign Fails to Withstand Scientific Testing

April 3, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB For decades a sign just outside of Winnipeg on Highway 1 informed drivers that they were just “25 minutes” from Steinbach, the Automobile City. However, rigorous scientific research has proven that the 25 minute estimate […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • “How do they get the cottage cheese in the vereniki?”: Mennonite Man Unlocks the Vereniki Secret
    October 26, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman’s ‘Margarine Tarts’ Fail to Impress
    May 16, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Spends All Day Fighting with Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser
    July 14, 2022
  • Mennonite Grandma Disappoints Children with Honest Birthday Cards
    February 16, 2020
  • Mennonites Demand the Return of Prime Minister Stephen Harder
    January 15, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2023 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved