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Mennonite Man Can’t Stop Laughing at Corny Jokes

August 12, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Mr. Corny Toews of Blumenhof doesn’t have much of a sense of humour. He doesn’t like satire, he hates parody, and isn’t too keen on observational humour. The only thing Mr. Toews seems […]

The Daily Bonnet

Corny vs. Menno? Which name do you hear?

May 19, 2018 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet has reached out to scientists to explain the question that has taken the Internet by storm. In the audio clip below, do you hear the name “Corny” or “Menno”? The debate has […]

Unger Suspicion

Royal Couple Name Newborn Baby “Prince Corny”

April 24, 2018 Andrew

LONDON, UK Well, the secret is out! William and Kate’s newborn baby boy, and fifth in line to the British crown, has been named “Prince Corny” after William’s distant cousin Corny Bueckert of Rosengart. Weighing […]

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