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Schekjbenjel Retires After 40 Years of Service

June 9, 2016 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Celebrated across the southeast for his impeccable schekjbenjeling, Klaas B. Kehler, of Altona, is set to retire later this month after a four-decade long career. Kehler was renowned for his ability to go […]

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