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Mennonite Man Arrested in Atlanta for Drinking Pepsi

March 27, 2024 Andrew

ATLANTA, GA Joseph Bergman, 44, was arrested in Atlanta, Georgia this week after being spotted with a can of Pepsi-Cola. “This is Coca-Cola territory,” said officer Schmidt. “Everyone knows that. We simply can’t have people […]

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