The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

caramilk

Unger & Thirst

“How do they get the cottage cheese in the vereniki?”: Mennonite Man Unlocks the Vereniki Secret

October 26, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Centuries of mystery have surrounded the Russian Mennonite delicacy known as the glums vereniki. Just how do they get the cottage cheese in there? It seems impossible. However, this week, local man Earl […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • One Million Manitobans Trapped in their Driveways Due to Obstructed Views
    March 6, 2019
  • Mennonite Men to Hold Bi-Weekly Schnettje-Konferenz on the Corner of Main and Reimer
    December 14, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Caught Watching Figure Skating
    February 15, 2022
  • Mennonite Child Forced to Watch ‘Hymn Sing’ Before He Can Watch ‘Disney’
    September 4, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved