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Car Manages to Stay Clean for a Record Two Minutes After Leaving Car Wash

March 15, 2024 Andrew

BRANDON, MB Area woman Diane Fuchs has set a Western Manitoba record this afternoon after managing to keep her CR-V clean for a full two minutes and 14 seconds after leaving the car wash. “It […]

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