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Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale

November 9, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON After a hard day’s work on the tomato farm, local man Joseph Kroeker, 21, sat down for a nice relaxing ale this evening, only to discover his choice of beverage was not nearly […]

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