The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

breakdancing

Unger Games

Mennonite Woman Finishes Dead Last in Olympic Breakdancing Competition

August 11, 2024 Andrew

CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO After a disastrous last place finish at Paris 20224, Team Mexico says this is the last time they will let a Mennonite woman onto the national breakdancing team. “I’m not sure what they […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Choose your favourite headline for this photo
    July 7, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Really Looking Forward to Getting to Bed Early and Finding Out the Jets Score in the Morning
    April 24, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Awarded Top Prize in Annual Southern Manitoba Flower Festival
    May 30, 2019
  • Schekjbenjel Retires After 40 Years of Service
    June 9, 2016
  • Danielle Smith Flees to La Crete, Alberta
    October 19, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved