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Unger Suspicion

Angry Americans Protest Wildfire Smoke that’s “Illegally” Crossing into the US from Canada

June 16, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY There was a massive demonstration in Manhattan this week as between five and seven people showed up to protest the wildfire smoke that’s been illegally crossing the border in the last couple […]

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What is Your Favourite Wall?

December 19, 2019 Andrew

Around Schteinbach averybody knows Kjnels Wall who is the most famous chicken catcher this side of the Red River. But what about the other walls yet? Mannanites love walls, probably because about 80% of us […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Politician Demands $5 Billion Wall Around Morden

January 9, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Church board member and man-about-town Mr. Toews of Winkler is threatening to shut down the local government unless the local senate approves a $5.7 billon wall around the neighbouring town of Morden. “You […]

Unger Suspicion

A Do-it-Yourselfers Guide to Selecting and Constructing the Perfect Border Wall

March 22, 2018 Andrew

Spring is the perfect time to think about upcoming projects around the house. Whether it’s restaining the deck or sweeping out the garage, I’m sure your list is pretty long. But there’s one item that […]

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