The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

birthdays

The Daily Bonnet

Your Free Mennonite Horoscope for Today

August 30, 2017 Andrew

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY Oba, you are one lucky Mennonite. Be open to receiving whatever frozen mystery item Grandma Penner might pull out of the freezer and attempt to microwave for you. You will […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Horse Shit Cleared from City Streets and Moved Online
    August 24, 2023
  • Mennonite Grandma Now Has More Subs than PewDiePie after Signing Up All Her Relatives
    August 2, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman All Out of Candy Already
    October 31, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Unveils New “Choir of the Runny Noses”
    October 2, 2022
  • Philippines to Canada: “We Don’t Want Your Trash!”
    May 29, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved