The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

bechamel

Unger & Thirst

Béchamel Sauce Revealed to be Nothing More than Schmaunt Fat

April 21, 2023 Andrew

PARIS, FRANCE The white roux known as béchamel sauce has been revealed to be nothing more than the Russian Mennonite peasant dish known as schmaunt fat. The revelation sent shockwaves across the haute cuisine community. […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Church Picnic Offers Delightful Array of Vegetarian Options
    July 9, 2022
  • Local Man Becomes First Ever Graduate of PragerU
    August 4, 2020
  • Mother-of-the-Bride Insists on Having “The Talk” Moments Before Daughter Walks Down the Aisle
    June 25, 2016
  • Beta Male Finally Switches to VHS
    May 8, 2024
  • Justin Trudeau Plans to Stick Around Long Enough to Become the Next Joe Biden
    June 29, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved