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Unger & Thirst

Mennonites Worried Bill Gates is Microchipping the Schmaunt Fat

May 15, 2020 Andrew

REDMOND, WA Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates has been the subject of a wide variety of speculation as of late. ‘Just why is he suddenly so concerned about our health and well-being after subjecting us to […]

Unger Suspicion

New ‘Plandemic’ Doc is the Comedy Smash Hit of the Season

May 8, 2020 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA It’s the number one comedy blockbuster of the spring: Plandemic! Starring the hilarious new comedy talent Judy Mikovits, who rivals Tina Fey and Melissa McCarthy in her rolling-on-the-floor laugh-out-loud hilarity. “I haven’t laughed […]

Unger Suspicion

Anti-Vaxxer to Marry Flat-Earther

May 7, 2017 Andrew

REGINA, SK When committed anti-vaxxer Bertha Epp met flat-earther Harry Froese on an online message board last fall, it only took Bertha two hours of chatting to know Harry was the man for her. “We both […]

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