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Mrs. Wiebe Raises Adult Son’s Allowance to 5 Shiny New Quarters a Week

November 21, 2020 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Mrs. Agnes Wiebe is excited to announce that her 48-year-old son Derrick, who sleeps on the couch in her partly-finished Blumenort basement, will be seeing a raise in his allowance from 4 shiny new […]

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