The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

alarm

Unger Suspicion

Volkswagen Replaces Key Fob With Giant Red Panic Button

August 18, 2024 Andrew

WOLFSBURG, GERMANY Disappointed that not enough people were accidentally setting off their car alarms, Volkswagen has replaced the entire key fob with one giant red panic button. “Customers were complaining that the placement of the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Steinbach Man Waits 3 Years for Bus that Never Comes
    May 1, 2024
  • Manitoba Man Survives Encounter with Out-of-Province Farmer Sausage
    July 12, 2022
  • Entire City of Steinbach Stymied by Globe and Mail Paywall
    March 12, 2023
  • Thrift Store Confuses Shot Glasses for Candle Holders
    October 28, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Charged With Adding an ‘S’ to the End of Every Word
    May 9, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved