The Daily Bonnet
Quiz Time! Real News or Satire? 2025 Edition
I used to do this annual quiz on the Daily Bonnet and I figured it was time to return to that tradition. So here it is, the annual news vs. satire quiz. Perfect to occupy […]
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Local Dad Gets Full Time Job Carting His Kids Around to Sports
ST. EINBACH, SK Area man David Giesbrecht, 42, has just quit his job at the local window factory so he can dedicate himself to carting his kids around to various sports. “Looks like I’m a […]
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20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
BLUMENORT, MB Bad weather this weekend led to a massive pileup of knipsers in the Blumenort church basement multi-purpose room. “First there were just one or two knipsers in the 15-point zone, but it didn’t […]
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Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles
TORONTO, ON Furious at Crown Royal for shutting down a bottling plant in southern Ontario, Premier Doug Ford held a press conference this afternoon where he emptied out an entire Crown Royal bag full of […]
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Mennonite Runner Turns Map Into Giant Dancing Dill Pickle
KITCHENER, ON Area man Gabe Eby, 29, has been jogging all over KW during the past few months creating patterns on his running app that his fellow Mennonites will find recognizable and comforting. “At first […]