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Area Man Supports “Biblical Marriage” By Obtaining 700 Wives and 300 Concubines

June 11, 2025 Andrew

AUGUSTA, GA Staunch “Biblical literalist” Dave Wright, 61, has finally accomplished his goal of living out the model of marriage as clearly established in the Bible. “I’ve been collecting wives over the past few years […]

Unger the Influence

Musk Steals Church Split Idea from Mennonites

June 10, 2025 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC After a highly publicized rift with the White House in recent weeks, Elon Musk has finally acknowledged the source of his schismatic idea. “As we all know, I’m not really an ideas man. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Menno Lit Satire Articles

June 9, 2025 Andrew

This weekend at CMU is the tenth Mennonite/s Writing conference. I attended the last conference in Goshen in 2022 and I’m really looking forward to this year’s conference right here in Winnipeg once yet. So, […]

Unger & Thirst

Steinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains

June 8, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular fast food restaurant to town. “I’m sick and tired of […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Teens Survive Boring Sermon with New Nintendo Switch

June 7, 2025 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK More than a dozen teens at North Saskatoon Mennonite Church were caught hauling out their new Nintendo Switches this Sunday just as soon as Pastor Dave launched into his sermon on the eleventh […]

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