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Ryan Gosling Nabs ‘Best Director’ Nomination for Playing Ken in ‘Barbie’

January 24, 2024 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Oscar nominations are out and leading the way this year was the runaway smash hit ‘Barbie’ which, apparently, was written, produced, and directed by Ryan Gosling. “As far as we can tell, […]

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Mennonite Couple Spends Entire Vacation at Timeshare Presentation

January 23, 2024 Andrew

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL The Wiebes of Altona had a lovely two week long timeshare presentation this January. “Ahh, it’s so nice to get away from Manitoba and just relax in this high pressure timeshare pitch,” […]

Unger Games

Taylor Swift Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Meeting Zach Collaros

January 22, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift has decided she no longer needs to attend football games anymore after sharing a box seat with Winnipeg Blue Bombers quarterback Zach Collaros. “It’s all downhill from here,” said […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Has Friesen Toews

January 21, 2024 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK After a cold snap in Rosthern, Saskatchewan, Mrs. Anita Friesen has resorted to double and even triple-socking her feet to prevent her Toews from Friesen. “My Toews Froese Fast,” said Friesen. “They were […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Invests Entire Life Savings in Pink Stanleys

January 19, 2024 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Area woman Cathy Kornelsen, 34, has cashed out her mutual funds and put it all into pink Stanleys and Yetis. “Someday my grandkids will inherit these,” said Kornelsen of her water bottle collection. […]

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