The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Unger Games

Mennonite Woman Refuses to Watch Hockey Until the Oilers Stop Streaking

January 27, 2024 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB Concerned about protecting the purity of her household, area woman Nita Dyck has forbidden her entire family from watching any more Edmonton Oilers games until this “streak” is over. “Everyone is talking about […]

Unger the Influence

Federal Court Says Trudeau’s Use of Pineapple on Pizza was “Unjustified”

January 26, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON A federal judge has just ruled that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau brazenly violated the rights of several pizzas in 2022 by placing pineapple right there next to the ham. “Given the circumstances, I […]

Unger Games

Winnipeg Kids Excited for New ‘Princess Elsa Stadium’

January 25, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Children all over the Winnipeg metro area (so, like, umm, Winnipeg plus Niverville or something) were super excited about the announcement of the new Princess Elsa Stadium. “They’re losing sleep over it,” said […]

Unger Suspicion

Ryan Gosling Nabs ‘Best Director’ Nomination for Playing Ken in ‘Barbie’

January 24, 2024 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Oscar nominations are out and leading the way this year was the runaway smash hit ‘Barbie’ which, apparently, was written, produced, and directed by Ryan Gosling. “As far as we can tell, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Spends Entire Vacation at Timeshare Presentation

January 23, 2024 Andrew

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL The Wiebes of Altona had a lovely two week long timeshare presentation this January. “Ahh, it’s so nice to get away from Manitoba and just relax in this high pressure timeshare pitch,” […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 124 125 126 … 717 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • 101 Reasons for Americans to Hate Canada
    June 14, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Blows Entire Co-op Dividend Cheque on Chicken Chef Feast
    June 4, 2020
  • Gangs of Rebellious Seniors Invade Steinbach on Their ‘Kick Ass Harleys’
    April 8, 2017
  • Trudeau Hires Mennonites to Administer New $900 Million Roll Kuchen Grant Program
    August 19, 2020
  • Uber Comes to Steinbach (Headline Contest Winner #3)
    February 28, 2023

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved