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Quizzes

Growing up Mennonite, what were you FORBIDDEN from doing?

September 19, 2018 Andrew

Mennonite homes are known for having a lot of rules…but not everyone’s rules were the same. From the list below, click on each activity that was NOT allowed, or at least seriously frowned upon, in […]

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Quiz: Is it a sin or is it NOT a sin?

June 22, 2018 Andrew

Let’s face it, a lot of the stuff the elders claimed was sinful was just made up at a board meeting back in the 1960s sometime. Still, if you’ve been raised in a strict Mennonite […]

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What’s Your Denomination?

May 26, 2018 Andrew

There are quite a few theological quizzes out there, but most of them leave various types of Mennonites off the list. This quiz will give you a good sense of where you’re at. Who knows, […]

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Can We Guess Your Age? (For Mennonites)

May 18, 2018 Andrew

You can’t really hide it. Those Botox injections are not fooling anyone. I have no idea how accurate this will be, but we’ve compiled some questions for Mennos that should be able to determine approximately […]

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Quiz: Can You Tell an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie from a Chocolate Chip Cookie?

April 17, 2018 Andrew

One of the greatest tragedies in any young person’s life is to eagerly bite into what you thought was Oma’s delicious chocolate chip cookie only to discover it’s actually oatmeal raisin. It can be traumatizing […]

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