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MORRIS, MB Local hog farmer Steve Siemens says he really doesn’t know what the big deal is about this ChatGPT he’s been hearing about, as he’s been using AI for years already. “We’ve been doing […]
MORDEN, MB Sam Toews, 51, of Morden, Manitoba says he’s sick and tried of all his Plautdietsch-speaking friends in Winkler accusing him of being high all the time. “They’re always asking me what’s in the […]
AYLMER, ON Area couple Jack and Martha Wiens decided to “get all decked out” and head over to Walmart this afternoon. “It took me a while to figure out which pair of pyjama pants to […]
STEINBACH, MB Area man Al Dueck, 42, sat down on what he thought was a bus stop on Brandt Street, only to discover that it was merely a bench with no apparent purpose. “Too bad […]
PITTSBURGH, PA Andrea Enns, 18, of North Kildonan was really looking forward to attending CMU in Winnipeg this fall only to discover that she’d actually enrolled at some university in Pennsylvania instead. “I guess it’s […]
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