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Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event

April 10, 2026 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB A misheard radio announcement about National Poetry Month had thousands of chicken and turkey farmers across the RM of Hanover unintentionally showing up to hear poet Sarah Ens read from her latest publication […]

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8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon

April 1, 2026 Andrew

CAMPO 606, MOON More than 50 years after the Englishers did it, 8 Mennonites families from Mexico have finally landed on the moon, where they quickly established their most remote colony yet. “That’s one small […]

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La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026 Andrew

HIGH LEVEL, AB It was an unexpectedly wild weekend for the Driedgers of La Crete, who decided to spend a couple days up in High Level. “Jauma, this place is Sin City,” said Mrs. Driedger. […]

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Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026 Andrew

PASTWA, MB A local snowman was shunned this week for setting a bad example for the young people of the congregation by dressing immodestly. “There he is out in the yard without any clothes on yet,” […]

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Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026 Andrew

INWOOD, MB Area man Steve Driedger was under the mistaken impression that something called “Net Flix” would include a lot of fishing shows. “But alas, poor Yorick, there was nuscht,” said Driedger. “All it is […]

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