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WINKLER, MB After years of heated rivalry, Winkler officials voted 6 to 1 in favour of renaming the neighbouring community of Morden as Winkler West. “We also were considering Englisherville and Shekjbenjeltown but ultimately we […]
BLUMENHOF, SK Area child Dietrich Bergmann was suspended for eight days for uttering the phrase “Waut de schissjat” during a rousing circle game at recess this afternoon. “We have to teach these youngsters a lesson,” […]
AYLMER, ON Sick and tired to accidentally buying puffed wheat when what they wanted was Froot Loops, Mennonites in Canada are demanding that Low German be added to cereal boxes across the country. “Plus, it’ll […]
WINKLER, MB Area man Mark Bueckert was pretty excited that his wife Linda had asked for a “dutch oven” for their anniversary this year. However, Linda did not receive the kind of dutch oven she […]
SWIFT CURRENT, SK It’s taken him more than four decades, but local music fan Steve Goosen has finally re-purchased all the albums he tossed on the bonfire at that fateful youth retreat back in 1979. […]
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