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Mennonite Farm Boy to Fill In For Connor Hellebuyck Tonight

November 10, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After apparently being absolutely petrified of playing in Winnipeg tonight, New Jersey Devils goalie Connor Hellebyuck will instead be eating a Jets Dog from the stands while little Timmy Wiebe of the Rosenort […]

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Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Back in 1998, Winkler man Karl Broesky kissed his family goodbye and embarked on a journey to the pick up some Chicken Chef in Morden. Now, 28 years later, he’s finally completed his […]

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Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB When the Province announced that Manitobans would no longer be participating in the time change, the City of Winkler pounced on the opportunity to distinguish itself from neighbouring Morden. “We’re establishing a Winkler […]

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Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB First time trick-or-treaters Pete and Linda Siemens of North Kildonan had heard you were supposed to dress as something really really scary for Halloween. “So, naturally, we dressed as the scariest creature in […]

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Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt

October 18, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Municipal elections are coming up and that means Mennonites across the province will heading to the polls to Vogt. “I’m hoping the Vogter turnout will be high this year,” said local vogter Dave […]

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