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Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking after Joining Mennonite Church

November 18, 2023 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Rap icon Snoop Dogg made headlines this week after declaring that he will no longer partake in cannabis. Further investigation revealed that the dramatic lifestyle change came after an encounter with a Mennonite […]

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Mennonite Man Accused of Flipping Off the Pastor

November 9, 2023 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Abe Eby of Kitchener, Ontario says it’s all just a misunderstanding. Witnesses say that this Sunday, during a particularly stirring sermon about tithing, Mr. Eby was seen “flipping the bird” at Pastor David. […]

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Daring Mennonite Couple Decide to Share a Bulletin this Sunday

November 6, 2023 Andrew

OSLER, SK Mike and Susan Brandt of Osler were confronted with an unusual dilemma this weekend – should they each take their own bulletin or use the very same one? “Good morning,” said head usher […]

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Mennonite Pastor Digs Up Old Sermon from the 60s to Preach Against New Beatles Song

November 4, 2023 Andrew

ROSENORT, MB Rev. Diedrich Bergmann of Rosenort had to search the bowels of his filing cabinet to locate his classic 1965 sermon against listening to rock music and the Beatles in particular. “I heard they […]

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Presence of Rock Band in Elkhart Sparks Fiery Theological Debate

November 2, 2023 Andrew

ELKHART, IN When word got out that legendary Canadian rock band The Guess Who was playing the small Mennonite town of Elkhart, Indiana this weekend, students at Anabaptist Mennonite Biblical Seminary gathered to debate the […]

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