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Unger Suspicion

Frat Boys Disappointed with Visit to Intercourse, Pennsylvania

August 17, 2017 Andrew

INTERCOURSE, PA Dozens of lecherous Pennsylvania frat boys are upset and considering litigation after a visit to the small Amish town of Intercourse did not go as expected. “I truly feel like we were misled,” […]

Unger Suspicion

O.J. Simpson Flees Down L.A. Freeway in Mennonite Buggy

August 16, 2017 Andrew

LOS ANGELES, CA It was no white Ford Bronco this time. Just yesterday, former football and crime sensation OJ Simpson was spotted fleeing down the freeway in a Mennonite buggy, backing up traffic for miles […]

Unger & Thirst

Steak Temperature Guide (Mennonite Edition)

August 15, 2017 Andrew

Every year around this time, the Ungers have a lovely family gathering at one of the many parks named after a Barkman in Steinbach. Like always, Uncle Abe is responsible for cooking up the steaks. […]

Quizzes

Test Your Knowledge of Pennsylvania Dutch!

August 15, 2017 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet has created this fun quiz to test your knowledge of the Pennsylvania Dutch language. Let’s see how you do. (You can also test your knowledge of Plautdietsch, spoken by Russian Mennonites here.) […]

Unger Conviction

Top 5 Christian Standup Comedians

August 15, 2017 Andrew

Here at The Daily Bonnet, we sure love a good laugh. While many of you may be familiar with Mennonite standup comedians such as Leland Klassen and Matt Falk, there actually are a bunch of […]

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