HARRISONBURG, VA
It seems even President Trump can’t stake awake during one of Pastor Dave’s long meandering sermons.
“I’m shocked. I thought for sure he had the stamina to withstand a 2-hour-long boring exposition of the first five chapters of Habakkuk,” said pundit Steve Doerksen. “But, alas, it looks like he’s just as human as the rest of us.”
The sleeping moment was caught on camera and posted in the church bulletin for all to see.
“I mean, I guess it’s to be expected,” said Doerksen. “We even had one of the deacons faint there towards the end.”
While the nation prays for his health, Trump is expected to fully recover from the sermon.