NOT SATIRE. I searched the Epstein Files. For real. This is not satire. Please note, of course, that there are millions upon millions of files and none of the findings here suggest any wrongdoing. Here […]
MILAN, ITALY The Canadian men’s hockey team was utterly humiliated this evening in Milan after winning only by a score of 10 to 2 versus France. “I gotta say, letting in 2 goals to France […]
LA CRETE, AB The Wiebes of Winkler were planning for a nice warm beach vacation this winter and wound up in La Crete, Alberta instead. “There are plenty of reasons to visit La Crete,” said […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC The Rempels of Abbotsford plant to celebrate Valentine’s Day in style this weekend by ordering the very cheapest items on the menu at Ricky’s. “Oba, I guess no Brekkie-bowl for me,” said Mrs. […]
WINDSOR, ON The White House is fuming this week after the new Gordie Howe bridge was set to connect the United States with Canada, instead of the Epstein Island route that they preferred. “We’ve been […]
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