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Month: September 2025

Unger Suspicion

Man with Debit Machine in Hand Braces to Answer About His “Plans for the Rest of the Evening”

September 2, 2025 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Area man Collin Penner, 41, recoiled in horror as he was handed the payment terminal at his local burger joint this Monday evening. “I tried to punch in the numbers quick and […]

Unger Suspicion

Saskatchewan “Highway” Really Just a Gravel Road

September 1, 2025 Andrew

SCHANTZENFELD, SK The Priebes of Swift Current, Saskatchewan were shocked to discover that a prominent highway between their city and the tiny darp of Schantzenfeld, was actually nothing more than a gravel road. This discovery […]

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