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Day: June 16, 2022

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Can’t Decide Between Shitty Old Truck and Obnoxious Honda Civic

June 16, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Area man Peter Wiens, 19, is in the market for a new ride and has narrowed down the selection to a rusty old Ford truck or a Honda Civic with a stupid spoiler […]

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