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Day: April 14, 2017

The Daily Bonnet

Learn the Meaning Behind Your Common Mennonite First Name (Men’s List)

April 14, 2017 Andrew

When Menno Simons received the Ten Commandments back in 1536, he was also provided with a list of holy and righteous Mennonite first names, ten for women and ten for men. For centuries the original list […]

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