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New UN Map Finally Shows Paraguay At Its Actual Size

September 8, 2026 Andrew

ASCUNCION, PARAGUAY Hans Toews of Fernheim Colony, Paraguay was super excited this week after he learned that his country was finally going to be accurately represented on UN maps. “Not only that,” said Toews. “But […]

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