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Mennonite Couples Caught in Rook Partner Swapping Scandal

May 13, 2020 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Two couples at a small conservative Mennonite church in Fresno were caught swapping partners during a Rook game, and face an excommunication trial this week. “Oh, the scandal! They’ve brought shame on us […]

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Police Raid Mennonite Gambling Den, Seize Hundreds of Rook Cards

January 29, 2018 Andrew

WICHITA, KS Wichita police stormed a notorious local gambling den this week, arresting more than two dozen Mennonites and seizing countless decks of Rook cards. The raid is the largest bust of Mennonite gamblers since […]

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