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Mennonite Child Prays, Followed Quickly By “Real Prayer” From Adult

November 1, 2019 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA Little Michael Burkholder begged Grandma and Grandpa to say the prayer before consuming the roast beef and horseradish this past Sunday. The 5-year-old was obliged in his request, although all the adults said […]

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