The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

pee

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Spends Two Hours Selecting Least Awkward Urinal

July 6, 2022 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Altona man Pat Rempel, 47, spent more than two hours selecting the proper urinal position during a trip to a Winnipeg shopping mall this week. “Okay, okay, Pat, you can do this,” he […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Hollywood Actor Presented with Annual “Even More Self-Righteous than a Mennonite” Award
    February 11, 2020
  • Mennonite Rock Band Releases All-Cowbell Version of ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’
    July 2, 2021
  • Plastic Straw Ban Leaves Pacifist Mennonites Completely Defenceless
    June 21, 2018
  • Frasier Institute Petitions Government to Send More Tax Money to Kelsey Grammer
    December 12, 2019
  • How to Talk to Your Children About Sex: A Guide for Mennonite Parents
    January 4, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved