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“They’re a slippery slope to pants”: Mennonite Church Bans Leggings

October 6, 2024 Andrew

COALDALE, AB Lululemon stores in Calgary are under serious financial pressure this week, after the recent crack down on southern Alberta women wearing leggings under their skirts. “That’s where it all starts,” yelled Pastor Dave […]

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