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10 Steinbach Online Headlines as Written by ChatGPT

June 12, 2023 Andrew

We asked ChatGPT to create 10 headlines in the style of local real news site Steinbachonline.com. So here we go, journalism as done by ChatGPT. “Steinbach Local Wins National Baking Championship with Signature Butter Tarts” […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #4

March 8, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #2

February 6, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #1

January 27, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

Unger Suspicion

CTV to Require All Women to Wear Modest Mennonite Head Coverings

August 29, 2022 Andrew

TORONTO, ON After apparently firing anchor Lisa LaFlamme for showcasing her stunning grey hair, the new white dude in charge of CTV News has decided to ban female employees from showing off any hair at […]

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