The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

morris

The Daily Bonnet

Lineup Outside Newly Reopened Dollar Store Stretches All the Way from Winkler to Steinbach

February 13, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER or STEINBACH, MB As stores offering non-essential items such as helium balloons, cotton swabs, colourful napkins, and hair ties reopen in Manitoba, the lineup outside dollar stores has grown to enormous lengths. So long […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • McGill Cuts Beloved Crokinole Team
    November 28, 2025
  • Steinbachers to Vote on Whether to Legalize Romaine Lettuce
    November 25, 2018
  • What the Heck is a “Mennonite Raised Chicken”?
    September 30, 2017
  • Mrs. Friesen Rushes Inside to Avoid Freezing Her Buns
    December 4, 2025
  • Area Man Really Hoping to Die Before He’s Finished Paying Off That 50-Year Mortgage
    November 11, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved