The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

mormons

Unger Suspicion

“I Can’t Believe the Mormons Have that Extra Holy Book,” Says Christian Man Who Literally Worships the US Constitution

May 12, 2021 Andrew

GRAND FORKS, ND Local man and constitution-worshipper Henry Unger says he just “can’t believe the Mormons have all these extra holy books that they added centuries later.” For Unger, it’s just the Old Testament, New […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Brushes Up on His German to Read the Bible in Its ‘Original Language’
    March 3, 2017
  • “I’ll be there for sex”: Mennonite Man’s Text Gives the Wrong Impression
    May 22, 2019
  • Mennonite Hymn Reaches #1 After Inclusion on ‘Stranger Things’
    April 10, 2024
  • Adorable Mennonite Child Becomes Millionaire Selling Chocolates to Old People
    March 25, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Sings the Wrong Version of ‘Away in a Manger’
    December 22, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved