The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

granola

Unger Suspicion

Granola Shortage Creates Panic in Wolseley

March 20, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A massive granola shortage this spring has residents of the Winnipeg neighbourhood of Wolseley in quite the panic. Desperate residents met at an area United church to discuss the shortage. “Went to the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Liquor Stores Remove Russian Vodka from Shelves Without Any Mennonites Noticing
    March 7, 2022
  • Mennonite Dad Disciplines Toddler Live on BBC Television
    March 17, 2017
  • Winnipeg Mennonites Demand Roll Kuchen at New Krispy Kreme Store
    January 17, 2023
  • Petition Calls for Entire State of Minnesota to Join Canada
    January 7, 2019
  • Thousands of Mennonites Barely Clinging to Life During Rogers Golden Syrup Shortage
    September 13, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved