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Unger Conviction

Retailers Quick to Cash In as Foot Washing Becomes Latest Gen Z Trend

February 17, 2024 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS It’s the wave that’s sweeping the nation: foot-washing. Millennials, Gen Zers – you name it, they’re doing it. After a popular Super Bowl commercial last week, retailers were quick to capitalize on the […]

Headline Contest

Select Your Favourite Headline for this Photo

April 24, 2023 Andrew

Thank you to everyone who entered and try again next week if your headline didn’t get chosen. We received a large number amount of entries this week, but we can only pick 3 finalists. Congrats […]

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